RONALD REAGAN ‘RECKED RAGING BULL’S RUN

RAGING BULL WAS A SHOE-IN FOR BEST PICTURE 1980 UNTIL SOME DOOFUS TRIED TO ASSASSINATE RONALD REAGAN FOR HIS LOVE FOR JODIE FOSTER IN TAXI DRIVER. MARTIN SCORSESE DIRECTED TAXI DRIVER. ERGO SOMEHOW MARTIN SCORSESE WAS RESPONSIBLE FOR THE ATTEMPT TO ASSASSINATE REAGAN. ERGO RAGING BULL BECAME CINEMA NON GRATA. ERGO ORDINARY PEOPLE GOT BEST PICTURE INSTEAD! THIS INJUSTICE SHALL NOT STAND! A DeOSCARIZE IS IN THE WIND. WATCH THIS!

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